Funny Valentine’s Day Messages, Wishes & Quotes

Animal Love

Valentine’s day is the perfect day to tell you those 3 special words: Let’s get naked!

You are my sweet Valentine, I like you like a fat kid likes a cake!

May your status on Facebook do not change to “complicated” after this Valentine’s Day.

I need to fall in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!

Darling, like every year I have already started planning our disappointing Valentine’s Day.

It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.

Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!

My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the night club.

You have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.

If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put in a gift box. But they don’t make boxes large enough!

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