Title: Kathy Bates Scary Dependents
HP: “With TurboTax, taxes aren’t scary. Relax, There’s TurboTax”.
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Woman: Hello, Miss Bates. Do you have a tax question?
Kathy Bates: I do. There’s a bunch of creepy kids in this house I moved into.
Woman: Oh, are they your kids?
Kathy Bates: no, no, they were here when I moved in.
Woman: That sounds awful.
Kathy Bates: Can I claim them as dependents?
Woman: Unfortunately, you can’t, but you may be able to deduct some of your moving expenses.
Kathy Bates: Good, ’cause I’m gonna have to move again.