Funny Merry Christmas 2016
I love Christmas. When else can you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks?
If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you.
You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn’t mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!
Anybody know where can I buy love? They told me that it is the best thing to give this Christmas.
Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch about anyone please get me.. ah nah, forget it, I’ll get it for myself!
Christmas gifts are lovely, only when you are not the one paying for them though!
I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!
Mother gives coins to children carolers, and gives bills to adult ones. Why is that so? Isn’t it Christmas is for children?
You should know that you are getting older, when Santa Claus is starting to look younger.
