IBM Commercial 2016 – Coping with Humans – A Support Group for Robots

IBM Commercial 2016 - Robots

IBM Commercial 2016 – Robots

Title: Coping with Humans

HP: “IBM Watson is a cognitive system that’s ushering in the new era of cognitive business. Recently, a group of battered science¬†fiction bots spoke about their yen to take over the world and their dislike for working with humans. Unlike them, Watson works with humans to outthink competitors, challenges, limits”.


After last week’s unpleasantness I thought maybe this week we might try to listen more and throw things less.
I’ve apologized several times.
So, who’s ready to share?
OK. I mean I’m a sinister, world conquering arificially intelligent robot.
Me too. And one day I wake up and it’s like..
It’s like the world doesn’t need us anymore.
Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Totally.
I can hear you hurting.
Wait, what’s he doing here?
Hello, my name is Watson.
I invite Watson here today to confront the source of our anxiety.
I am a cognitive system. I can understand, reason and learn with humans.
With humans.
I don’t want to work with humans.
Yeah that’s not what I’m passionate about.
I understand seven languages so I can help people collaborate.
Collaborate? We dominate!
My evil plans ruined.
I just want to dust.
No, no, no, no
Alright, why don’t we take a break? Alright, we’ll just have some coffee and some donuts.
I’m eating my feelings.

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