Title: Go Full Captain
HP: “Go Full Captain. Because rum isn’t for overthinking. It’s for enjoying, as is life”.
Song: Chic – Le Freak
Lyrics
Hey guess what?
I’m not even a real Captain
I got this face
From a vending machine
You gonna judge me?
You’re not even a judge
She’s got one too
Also this wiggle worm
Anyone can have it
Except it
But you can
If you follow this rule
Slide down ropes
I’m just messing with you
Why you gotta be so serious?
Aww, freak out
Dance like this guy
Freak out
Aww, fung dao
Sing from your gut
Funk now?
Hawwww
Fun cow?