Title: Douglas Fir – Allstate Mayhem
HP: “Allstate’s Mayhem comes to life this holiday season as your family’s perfect Douglas Fir, displaying how accidents can always happen even when you least expect them. Get Allstate where you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem”.
Girl: That one daddy!
Man: I’m the world’s greatest Douglas Fir.
I’m the perfect shape. I’m the perfect color.
My scent? like making love to a lumberjack.
But halfway home, my twine gets loose. And your cut rate insurance might not pay for this.
So get Allstate where you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
It’s good to be in good hands.