Title: How to Poop on a Date
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You’re finally back at her place for a little brown chicken brown cow when you get hit with love potion No.2.
Oh.. Uh oh.
Oh, are you okay?
You skip to the loo before that kiester kangaroo jumps out of its pouch.
Now, what do yo do?
(Light a match – Spray her perfume – Use Poo~Pourri).
Um. Hurry up! C’mon. Ugh.
Light a match
C’mon I’m on a date, this isn’t happening right now.
You let that badonkadonk honk-a-honk and strike a match in the hopes you won’t strike out.
But alas, your chance of date #2 just went up in flames.
Are you okay?
Do you have insurance? Just.. Just wondering..
It kinda smells like burnt hair and bleu cheese.
I got it.
Are you positive?
Don’t worry about it!
Are you sure you’re okay?
Spray her perfume
You drop trou’ and give it your all like it’s a one shite stand.
I’ll be single forever.
Oh no, no..
Sprays – You fill the air with fragrance to keep your craps under wraps, but instead you come out smelling like..
Did you spray my perfume?
And poo – poop?
Not even on my worst day would this be okay. Not even in my most desperate times.
I shaved my entire body for this night.
Hard no, hard pass, I need you to go.
No, not happening bro. You gotta go.
I’m out. Done.
Like, grandma’s been dead for four years buddy and you smell worse than her.
Um, that’s gonna take a while to leave.
Before your caboose lets loose, you spritz the bowl with Poo~Pourri.
So your stool plays it cool.
I smell so good right now. You dit it!
All she’ll be able to smell is a sexy blend of natural essentials oils.
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water’s surface that actually traps the odor before it ever begins.
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Poo~Pourri, take a dump without getting dumped.