Title: Moyee FairChain Coffee – Rockstar
HP: “This hideous rock star can have any woman he wants without trying at all. He doesn’t have to speak, shower, go to the gym, go to work, go on dates, tell good stories, cook, or even use a phone. All he does is play an instrument, and not very well. This is unfair. But Moyee FairChain Coffee is fairer than that. It leaves 50% more of its proceeds in the hands of local coffee growers. And it’s delicious. Life is filled with unfair things, but Moyee Coffee is fairer than those things”.
It’s unfair that rock stars can have every woman they want without try at all.
This man is hideous, but he could have your wife or your daughter.
This is someone’s wife and daughter.
But Moyee FairChain Coffee fairer than that.
It leaves 50% more of its proceeds in the hands of local coffee growers.
And it’s delicious.