Title: GEICO – Going Up
HP: “Not all buttons on an elevator are meant to be pressed”.
I switched to GEICO and saved a bunch of money on car insurance.
That sounds great.
Yeah, they even helped me save on renters insurance too.
Wow, renters insurance.
Huh, I wonder what this does.
I was like “I want chow lo mein chelow main not chicken soup”.
I started taking voice lessons.
My voice teacher said I’m going to be a star.
And how am I supposed to tell her they’re all, you know, totally hideous?
Exactly, she’s my mom.
Next time, let’s take the stairs.