Title: Walken Closet
HP: “With aggressive exterior styling, genuine Nappa leather seats, and a 2.0L GDI turbo engine, the next generation Kia Optima is a midsize sedan that makes a statement. It stands alone in a category that’s as bored and uninspired as beige socks”.
Honey, do you know where my beige socks are?
Check the walken closet.
Richard, are you looking for these? There are two types of people in the world: those who are content to blend in,
these people walk through life like beige socks, uninspired and bored, and there are those who expect more, that are exciting. Eventually, the beige socks people get lost or devoured by the ones who stand out. Do you want to be devoured,
A wall from the closet disappears and a white Kia Optima can be seen on a black background.
What is that?
It’s the new Kia Optima, it’s like the world’s most exciting pair of socks, but it’s a midsize sedan. Please try it on for size.