Title: How To Make A Texas
HP: “From miles of rich land and clear water to a quarter-of-a-million farms and the 28 million people that live in the Lone Star State, Texas is a flavorful dish best served with a single star”.
Voice: Billy Bob Thornton
So you want to make a Texas?
The recipe starts with these ingredients: two hundred and sixty nine thousand square miles, quarter million farms, 10.000 some-odd ranches, lots of coastline and lakes by the handful, good dirt, clear water, corn, cattle, and all the sky you can handle.
Combine these ingredients well and let warm in the sun now stirring 28 million people, try to find a good mix,
you know, a pinch of this, a mash of that, it will help give the dish so much more flavor. Combine all remaining ingredients, season to taste with generous dashes of music, laughter, family meals, Sunday picnics, tailgates, barbecues and quinceaneras garnished with a single star. Now serve and enjoy!
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